2008!Ate a raw egg in South Korea
Wandered with sacred cows in a field in India
Spend hours and hours at the beach. Finally.
Stood on Table Mountain in South Africa
Drove 2000 kilometers in Holland in the Fiat 500
Sat in the second row at Barry in Ft Lauderdale
Got my palm read on Burbon Street
Planted Tramp at the Minifarm
Watched the fasted promotion in history to Mayor’s Store Director.
Spent a week in Palms West
Spoke in front of 2000 at Disney World
Shot myself a million times
Put on a show in Switzerland
Said I was sorry to the gate agent in Brussels
Went on Safari in West Palm
Hung out with a bunch of drunks on train platform in England
Almost peed a BMW in the Alps
Was cursed by a creepy gremlin in Vienna
Cyndi, B-52s,Rosie at Red Rocks
Got searched in Dakar
2 new Fanny outfits
Got a speeding ticket in Germany
Got detained on the Swiss Border
Got yelled at in the South of France for ordering a diet coke
Got into a fight in a hotel in Paris
Missed my flight in Dublin
Went to the oldest restaurant in the World in Madrid
Crossed the Golden Gate Bridge in a convertible
Went to the top of the Sears tower.
Spent too much money at the Gucci flagship in Milan
