MY FIRST YEAR.BY: CONCHITA
I MET THE BOY
I SAW A PRIEST’S HEAD UNDER GLASS IN A CHURCH ON THE IRISH COAST
I SAW THE PET SHOP BOYS WITH NANC IN LONDON
I SPENT THE AFTERNOON AT THE TATE MODERN MUSEUM BY THE THAMES
I RODE A MOTERSCOOTER ON A FREEWAY IN INDIA
I SMOKED SHEESHA IN DUBAI
I ATE BRAIN SOUP IN ROMANIA
I SHOPPED AT THE HUGO BOSS FACTORY IN STUDGART
I WENT SKIING IN COLORADO
I WAS ALMOST ARRESTED IN NIGERIA
I GOT DRUNK IN SOUTH BEACH
I SAW SHARON STONE DRUNK IN VIENNA
I GOT STUCK IN A SNOWSTORM WITHOUT A COAT IN CANADA
I GOT CHASED BY A BIG IGUANA IN LAGOS
I RACED IN A PORCHE ON THE GERMAN AUTOBAHN
I DRANK A FEW GUINESS IN DUBLIN
I PARTIED WITH 100 OF MY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL
I GOT ON TWO PLANES WITHOUT ANY ID IN SPAIN
I HAD LUNCH WITH A FAMOUS JURNALIST IN PORTUGAL
I STOOD IN FRONT OF THE WORLD’S TALLEST SKYSCRAPER IN THE MIDDLE EAST
I GOT SICK IN MEXICO
I WROTE A BOOK
I SAW FIREWORKS DURING A RAINSTORM AT EPCOT
I SHOPPED AT GUCCI IN MILAN
I MISSED THE END OF A CYNDI LAUPER CONCERT AT RED ROCKS AGAIN
I DROVE THE WORLD’S HIGHEST ROAD IN A NEW RED JEEP
I WAS PROPOSITIONED BY A HOOKER IN TANZANIA
I STOOD ON A BEACH THAT CLAIMED OVER 10,000 LIVES IN A TSUNAMI
I GOT KICKED OFF A TRAIN IN HOLLAND
I CLIMBED AN ALP IN SWITZERLAND
